PUTTING THE GIF IN TGIF: Fridays are always animated 'round these parts! Zombies in Africa, deluded politicians, the spider-milker, intelligence and prejudice, misadventures featuring frat dudes and super heroes, a new VW for less than a c-note, fun with Facebook, the importance of a good adhesive, marketing mishaps and loads more. Seriously, it's packed in here.

YOU CANNOT OUTRUN THE CONE OF SHAME:

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JOB OF THE DAY: The black widow spider silk harvester. Gracious.

BOOM-YA! Frat dudes are not always the smartest kids in the room. Especially when they lawyer up. This is something. BONUS: Fireworks and bodily orifices are at the center of this misadventure.

KEYSTONE PIPELINE: When you hear about all the jobs that will be created with this controversial pipeline, understand that this is just a whole lot of baloney.

THEYYYYYYYYY'RE SUGARY!

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MYRMECOPHOBIA: Ever since I saw this movie as a wee lad, I've had a very uncomfortable relationship with ants. This isn't helping me one bit. Not one bit at all. High hopes my ass. They're goal is nothing less than world domination. 

SCIENTIFIC STUDY OF THE DAY: Politics, prejudice and intelligence. There might just be an interesting correlation between the three and conservative ideology. You can get some analysis here.

WINTER FUN ACCESSORY OF THE DAY: Who knew VW made sleds? This looks like a whole lot of fun. I'm game!

HAMMER TIME:

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THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: Here's a compilation of 20 grammar mistakes that almost everyone gets wrong. For the record, I've bookmarked this for easy reference.

BUT WILL IT BE SERVED AS "SQUAB"? The priciest pigeon ever.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *gasp* HA HA HA HA HA *choke* HA HA HA

I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS:

FUN WITH FACEBOOK: This is puerile and naughty and I laughed out loud. I am not proud of this. And if you are a prude, you probably shouldn't click the link but you probably already did.

APP OF THE DAY:  I've been looking for a good fitness app for my iPad.  I shall be purchasing this later today. It will be a nice supplement to my weekly sessions with my trainer. Plus, the guy is so dapper!

WHAT A WAY TO GO: Trust me, just click this.

MAKING BISCUITS:

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WHAT THE HELL? So now they're just arresting people they don't like? There had better be repurcussions from this stupidity. How's that job agenda working out fellas? Anything? 

CATWOMAN, CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW AND AN ALIEN: One word - fisticuffs.

WHY DOES THIS NOT SURPRISE ME? I guess I would have figured this would have happened in Canada.

ZOMBIES IN AFRICA: The Dead, available February 14th.

WHOOPS: BMW steps in it big time with their latest promotional marketing gimmick.

IDUNNO: I get that people really love their Apple gizmos (myself included) but I kind of think it's weird that people buy wireless keyboards for their iPads (uh, laptop envy?) and other add-ons for their iPhone. Here's the latest addition to the latter. I admit it's kind of sort of interesting and possibly practical.Ok, I'm sort of intrigued. I might want.

THE AFTERLIFE: I've always thought I would donate my body to science. This doesn't change my opinion one little bit. It's kind of rock and roll.

QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS:

STFU OF THE DAY: I imagine that this teen will receive more than she bargained for.  There is a reason why there is a stigma associated with home-schooling.

NOT YOUR NORMAL GOLF HAZZARD: If you lose a ball in the water, let it go man. LET IT GO. Wow. Just wow.

OH THAT'S NASTY: Always follow manufacturer's directions.

SOLID ADVICE:

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A DAPPERED DIVERSION: Superbowl Style - if the participants were clothes. As if I needed another reason to love this place.

SPEAKING OF THE BIG GAME: The NFL is already worrying about the big game coming up four years from now.

THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE: Scientists are finding more and more so-called Earth like planets that could be home to life. Here's the latest discovery.

SPACE KITTEH:

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ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL: The evils of Hollywood, the latest fitness gizmo, peepers for a pachyderm, political shenanigans and bald faced pandering, advancements in ammunition, a golden tattoo, the nastiest thing lurking in your pantry, the worst mom in America, dunkin' without the donuts, the tupperware queen of the USA, and then some...

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT: The angriest kitteh in the world.

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HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD? Not so much. If you only read one article today about the hypocrisy of the entertainment business and their current war against the internet, make it this one.

THEN THERE'S THIS: No kidding.

OH BRAVO: More of this please. 

CONTRASTS:

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QUEEN OF PLASTIC: Nobody sells more Tupperware than Aunt Barbara. Yes, there is a reason I am introducing you to her.

WEBSITE OF THE DAY: Meet Maddie. She likes to stand on things.

SO THIS HAPPENED: You never know who is paying attention.

THE TUG TONER: Don't bail on this one early. I promise it's worth it.

A FRIEND OF DOROTHY: This is the least macho tattoo ever. That might be one reason why I approve.

THEY NEVER LEARN: Another Republican presidential candidate gets the smackdown from a songwriter.

HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU: This is a first - contact lenses for an elephant.

HIPPOPOTOMOUTH:

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OH THAT'S NASTY: It pays to enrich your word power. 

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE: One can only hope! This would definitely keep things interesting AND it might just rid us of this clown once and for all.

THE CASE AGAINST THE CASE: Someone thinks you should ditch your iPhone case. Here's why.

CAPTION? Got a good one? It could score you a CD!

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DENIAL IS NOT A RIVER IN EGYPT: Climate change deniers shove their fingers in their ears, stamp their feet and say "I can't hear you I can't hear you." Then they publish nonsense.

TODDLERS AND TIARAS: If we can't all admit that this is a pernicious program, can we agree that this particular mom is unfit to serve in that capacity? I hope the legal system slaps her back to where she came from.

NOT SO FAST: Heard about Newt Gingrich's poroposal for a moon colony? When you've stopped laughing, check out this beat down from the folks at Slate. Plus, he made the promise in Florida where the space industry is, so, yeah...just bald faced pandering at work.

THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY THIS IS:

THEN THERE'S THIS: LeBron leaps.

WEAPON OF THE DAY: The self-guiding bullet. It's not your grandfather's ammunition

YOUR "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BACK AT WORK" BLOGFOOD: CBGB version 2.0, Sherlock version something something something, another bad sequel idea, teachers fight back, further evidence that financial organizations are not our pals, the Muppets take on FOX, the worst place for the best beers, and a unicorn in a unitard on a unicylce.

THIS COULD BE RAD:

This just might be pretty cool. According to reports, the legendary rock club CBGB just might be reborn in a new location later this summer. And it looks like there will be a multi-day music fest to go with it. The debate over whether the club can survive a new location has already begun on the interwebs.

BETTING AGAINST THE HOME TEAM: This new report from Propublica is going to make life for the folks at Freddie Mac even more uncomfortable. Good grief. It is stories like this that make me wonder if there is any hope for recovery.

YES, YES AND YES: Many of my friends are teachers or work in the schools. I hear their stories. This is something I completely agree with.

JUST DON'T TRY TO FOLD IT BACK AGAIN:

What can you do with paper and some scissors? British artist Claire Brewster makes these amazing nature themed cut-outs from old maps. Truly something.

THE STFU OF THE DAY.

LOST CAUSE: Sometimes you wonder if maybe we should just take all of our toys and go home. This place seems like far more trouble than it could possibly be worth. And please don't feed me any bullspit about cultural differences.

DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT GEOGRAPHY: The CNN edition.

A UNICORN IN A UNITARD ON A UNICYCLE: 

Thank you Archie McPhee. How I love you so.

BLOGFOOD UPDATE: Here we go again. Another foot washes ashore in British Columbia.

MISSISSIPPI: Apparently it's a really lame place for beer lovers. Too.

ELEMENTARY: Ok. I admit it. I'm a little late with this one. But I am completely wowed by this latest take on Sherlock Holmes. Like the best that have come before it, the actors here bring something fresh to the roles while being true to Arthur Conan Doyle's original source material. If you are a fan of the books, you really need to see these. And don't for a moment let the fact that the setting is contemporary throw you off. It's terrific.

INTRODUCING...FURTOGRAPHS:

Big props to So-Cal photographer Andy Stolarek who was inspired to create his pet portraiture business (FURTOGRPAHS) following a trip to a pedigree cat pageant. He definitely has a gift at catching these animals in a special way.

NO NO NO NO NO HELL NO: This is a terrible idea from an industry that apparently has nothing but.

THE MUPPETS VS FOX NEWS: Always bet on our furry felt friends.

ALRIGHT FELLAS - WHAT'S IT GONNA BE: A jimmy-cap or a nut zapper? Your call.

WHATEVER IT TAKES TO DO THIS...

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...I was born without. This is Chris Sharma monkeying around in the Spanish island of Mallorca.

PUTTING THE GIF IN TGIF! Fridays are always animated round these parts

BEACH FIRES ARE THE BEST:

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POLITICAL INSIGHT OF THE DAY: This made me laugh out loud. The thing is, it's not the closest thing to funny. It's fairly frightening.

NOT SO MUCH: Well this is awkward.

THEN THERE'S THIS: This is simply unfortunate for a number of reasons.

SPINITCH GUNZ:

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FOR THE RECORD: America's so-called liberal media at work.

VINDICATION! My dad is never going to accept this.

WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN: I can not even imagine how out of control things would have become had this magazine cover had been published. Wow.

HAVE A NICE TRIP, SEE YOU NEXT FALL:

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND: This is absolutely the coolest story and video about supremely clever lego-loving Canadian science nerds and their space adventure that you will come across today.

AL GREEN HAS A THANK YOU CARD TO WRITE: Our crooner-in-chief gave a huge boost to the Reverend's party fund the other night.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? It get's difficult when people insist on telling you how to live your life.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES IN THE WORLD!

Yosemite HD from Project Yosemite on Vimeo.

DO THE HUMP-DAY DANCE: How good was your best man? Just how dumb can one person be? How long does it take Mitt Romney to make your annual salary? There's a new use for that special blue pill. And what the hell is wrong with teenagers these days? Of course, there's more.

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: When a best man really is a best man.

FAMILY VALUES? The article title says it all - The invention of the heterosexual. This is definitely worth a few minutes of your time.

MEGAUPCHUCK: If you haven't spent anytime reading about the guy who ran Mega Upload, do yourself a favor and dive in. What a piece of work he is. And the fact that he was planning this makes me wonder if he realized that most people would likely steal it?

SUPER RON!

Do you want to give the perfect gift to the libertarian in your social circle? Here you go.

FLOWER POWER: What's good for your tool is good for your garden.

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE: I really love that the writer felt it important to point out that this woman, who made some astoundingly bad decisions, is college educated.

THE MAGIC FOREST:

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PERSPECTIVE: How long does it take for Mitt Romney to make your annual salary?

METH MATH: This is something.

TEENAGERS: They are such prudes. Wait, what?

BITCHIN: Sometimes I miss the cars of my youth.

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THE HAITI EARTHQUAKE: Uh, so, were humans responsible for it?

JONAH & THE WHALE: The real life version.

SMOG: China has it. A whole lot of it. You can see it from space.

STEVEN TYLER NEEDS AUTO TUNE: The sad demise of McGuyver, donkey punches and taco crimes, irony on the high sea, when a good witch isn't, McMansions of the rich and famous, redefining family values, moving the Maldives, arts and crafts with grandma's remains and loads more.

SUPERBORE: And I'm out. I can't really stand either of the two teams left standing. Luckily, FOX has decided to start showing Premiere League soccer on Sundays. That'll do nicely.

THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO CHUCK NORRIS:

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BOOK NOW FOR THE BEST RATES: Survivors of the Concordia disaster get a special offer from Carnival Cruises. This oughta go over real swell. Then there's this.

MCMANSION OF THE DAY: But does it come with valet parking?

THE INTERWEBS WAS CREATED FOR THIS VERY SORT OF THING: The taco crimes. You're welcome.

VIDEO OF THE DAY: You know that I have this thing for sloths, right? 

Meet the sloths from Lucy Cooke on Vimeo.

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: Workers unite! There is not one more drop of blood to be wrung from this particular stone. Just sayin'.

FAMILY VALUES: This right here will make heads explode.

YES PLEASE: Mr. Blogfood would no doubt find use for this. In a world of too many iPad accessories, this one is just right.

FIERCE:

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THE INTERWEBS HAS A LONG MEMORY: This poor kid is never ever ever going to live this down. For the record, Mr. Blogfood actually had to look up the phrase in question, so...yeah, maybe it won't be that bad.

HOW DO YOU SURVIVE CLIMATE CHANGE? If you are the Maldive Islands, you start looking for a new home. There are going to be some killer realtor fees with this transaction!

THANK YOU UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT: You have sold out our Democratic Republic to the highest bidders. Nice work.

WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKIN' MINUTE:

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Good witch my ass.

BEN STEIN IS KIND OF A DOUCHE: I submit the following as evidence. I wish he'd shut up and get back to giving away his money. I liked that show.

THIS SEEMS SUSPECT: Why isn't this man in jail right now? Isn't this type of thing generally frowned upon by the authorities?

OH NO NO NO NO THIS WILL NOT DO AT ALL: Shun this woman until the end of her days.  That's the only way she'll learn.

CANNOT UNSEE:

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SIGH: Further evidence that all that hope and change stuff was largely horse hockey. The Obama Administration has officially announced that they will be utilizing this venue. It's all about their top fundraisers.

WAIT, WHAT? Only in Utah right? HA. Who am I kidding. This would probably happen here in Idaho too. Good grief. Even Mr. Blogfood believes this to be a case of political correctness gone awry.

THE LATEST FASHION ACCESSORY: Death beads. It's a post-cremation kind of thing.

UM...OKAY:

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Something just feels unseemly about this.

AMERICA: What is wrong with you people? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm considering starting a new category called USAWTF? Whaddya think?

POURIN' OUT A FORTY FOR ALL MY CHEESEHEAD SHORTIES: A bountiful Blogfood for those of you who have to go back to work with the knowledge that your favorite team is out for the season. Today you'll discover a scarry kitteh and a clever crow, some crooked bankers and sour grapes, fun with politicians, the most least surprising diagnosis ever, binge drinking at your local nursing home and more.

HE'S GONNA NEED ANOTHER BREWSKI:

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This is not photoshopped. This is Andre the Giant's dainty hand overwhelming a can of Moulson.

IF YOUR AREN'T PISSED OFF, YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION: Further evidence that the Wall Street and banking sectory cannot be trusted to do the right thing. I have said it before and I'll say it again, until some of these people go to jail, this will continue and our nation and the world will suffer.

SO THIS HAPPENED: Wow. Just wow. They don't mess around in the NHL.

BEST KITTEH VIDEO YOU WILL SEE TODAY, GUARANTEED:

WHOA: I so totally did NOT see this coming. /snark

POLITICAL SHENANIGANS: Well played kind sir, well played. Or should I say, well paid?

ALL ABOARD: Time to update your failboat graphic.

OH EXPLICATIVE: I love this series. You can help make it a commercial endeavor.

ISWYDT OF THE DAY.

EASY COME EASY GO? The Tebow Economy has just come to a screeching halt. Oh, you were not familiar with this?

TELL ME ONE MORE TIME ABOUT YOUR CONSERVATIVE CRED? Looks like someone has some 'splaining to do.  I'm so beyond surprised or mad or amused by any of this stuff. I'm numb.

I. CAN'T. WAIT!

Wes Anderson returns with a new live-action movie. This is a good thing.

OH HELLS NO! Your nightmare fodder for the day. You are welcome.

COINSTAR CALLING: Your statistic of the day.

STAY OFF MY LAWN...and get me another beer. Contrary to conventional wisdom, it's not frat dudes and co-eds who binge drink the most. This is something.

FLORIDA, EXPLAINED:

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SOUR GRAPES: What a spiteful, vindictive, PRODUCTIVE and pathetic little man. 

FAMOUS LAST WORDS: "Hey dude, check this $%#& out!"

FUN WITH FACEBOOK: Everyone's a comedian.

BIRD JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN: What a clever crow.

You can get a little analysis about this fun-loving crow over here.

PUTTING THE GIF IN TGIF! A thing of booty, not crying enough, bad news for the superstitious, some very bad people and some very sad events, playing with fate, a knobless future, the unfriendly skies and loads more.

TOUR DE FRANCE, TOUR DE FRANCE:

Some talented graphics wiz turned Kraftwerk's iconic album cover into this nifty gif. I found this at the World Of  Wonder site. I salue said wiz. You are familiar with Kraftwerk aren't you? You really should be.

GOT PARASKEVIDEKATRIAPHOBIA? You're in for a rough year.

INSUFFICIENT SORROW: Apparently, if you didn't show an appropriate amount of grief over the passing of your dearly departed leader, you are in a world of hurt.

ADVANCEMENTS IN MARKETING: Now this is an interesting way to sell a fridge.

PAWS UP:

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WORST. DINER. EVER. This asshat has never been in the service industry. Plus, he's an asshat.

SPEAKING OF ASSHATS: Congratulations d-bag. You ruined everyone's evening.

D'OH! I'm pretty sure I've seen this happen on at least one Simpson's episode. Or maybe it was Family Guy.

BOTTOMS UP:

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DON'T BE LIKE THIS GUY: Nothing says you expect to go nowhere in life than making decisions like this.

OH NOES: I don't know why but this kind of makes me sad. Huh.

NO MORE KNOBS: The inside of your next car might look a lot different from your current.

IT'S TIME TO START RUNNING!

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THIS IS HORRIBLE (IN TWO PARTS): Some days I have faith in humanity. This is not one of those days. Then there's this, which is just tragic.

FACEBOOK MAKES YOU SAD? I don't think I'm buying any of this.

THIS IS GOING TO CHEESE PEOPLE OFF: The thing is, I kind of agree with him. Does that make me a douche? I just had a dream about this very thing last night. If you've ever had an experience on a plane because of this situation, you might understand.

BRING IT ON ALREADY!

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SHOW ME THE MONEY! Oops. Apparently there isn't any.

RE-ARRANGING THE DECK CHAIRS? So this is happening. I guess, thanks to climate change there probably won't be any unsuspected icebergs this time around.

ABSOLUTELY BOOTIFUL!

I MISS THIS PLACE:

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SUPERSIZED BLOGFOOD: It is a most robust edition of your interwebs compendium today. There's a fantastic song of the day, a creepy yet cool video of the day, all kinds of stupid, a few examples of anything but, kittehs, fracking, a statistic of a higher power and loads more. Really. This could take some time.

SONG OF THE DAY:

It's about damn time. The first new song from the band (essntially just James Mercer at this point) in five years is a home-run. Mr. Blogfood has probably listened to this song fifteen times in the past two days and he can't get enough of it. Their album Port Of Morrow will land in stores on March 20th. They'll be playing shows as well. Everything you've come to love from the band is here but there is something about the guitars that is especially satisfying.

SPEAKING OF GREAT MUSIC: Coachella is going to be two weekends' worth of awesome this year.

NOW YOU SEE IT: Instant island.

SNOWCAT:

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LOST IN TRANSLATION: This Japanese department store is exuberant about their New Year sale.

TEN UNDER TEN: Our pals over at Dappered.com offer up ten sweet stylish accessories under ten bucks to kick off the new year.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE: More and more American businesses are not paying taxes. This is unsustainable.

SAY CHEESE!

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Mildred seems especially delighted at their knitting club field trip.

WELL THAT'S A RELIEF: It is not necessary to pull a golden showers on your friend who has been stung by a jellyfish. That and 9 other body myths debunked thanks to Lifehacker.

DUMBASS OF THE DAY: Dude, stop dipping into the product.

WALL STREET AND THE BIG BANKS: It's not enough that they brought the world's economy to a standstill with their dangerous actions, they are keeping our economy from growing by sitting on all the money they've made off their customers. Asshats.

FLYING RAYS:

THIS IS HELPFUL: Your Golden Guide to hallucinogenics. It's good to know all about what you're tripping on.

FRACKING IS NOT SEX ON GALACTICA: It's the latest threat to our water supply. Here's what you need to know (an overview). And here's a scary example of why this is something we need to be concerned about.

WHAT'S IN A NAME? Why you should be careful what you name your spawn or spawnette. And it's not just because of self-esteem or the social stigma associated with names that are more suitable for fruit (Gweneth and Chris Martin: we're looking at you two). Lung cancer? Really? The details are in the link.

THE LION'S DEN:

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TIGER'S TAIL*: On the surface, this looks really bad. Under the surface it looks only moderately bad. Either way, it says something about the differences between the haves and the have nots. 

SPEAKING OF THE HAVE-NOTS: This is a pretty horrible way to live. I can't say that I'm made of the stuff that is required to live through this.

STFU OF THE DAY: Listen up mister man with the pointy hat and the questionable past - you supervise an organization that has a history of protecting individuals who prey on children. So your opinion on social issues like gay marriage is suspect in my opinion. So, yeah, shut your pie-hole. THEN THERE'S THIS. Bottom line? Religious extremism is on the rise across the globe and frankly, that poses a far greater threat to mankind than two dudes in a loving relationship getting married. I'm just saying.

VIDEO OF THE DAY:  

Joy Division's "She's Lost Control" never sounded so creepy. Spoek Mathambo is the stage name of South African artist Nthato Mokgata. He blends rock, goth, electronica and other musical genres in what he calls "township tech." He's also a graphic artist. His personal post-Apartheid experiences are the basis for his unique music. He has a new album coming out March 13th.

* Mister Blogfood is putting himself in time-out for this tasteless headline. He is shame-faced and woebegone at this indiscretion.

SNOOP SNUFFED: Who could have possibly anticpated something like this happening? Anyone?

DUMBASS OF THE DAY PART 2: You have got to be kidding me.

MMM-HMMM:

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JUVENILE HUMOR: Sweden provides today's chuckle.

PROVIDENCE? Yes, this stopped me in my tracks for a moment.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS...no matter how you look at it. Common sense is in short supply at the TSA.

WHINY-ASS-TITTY-BABIES: Were Mr. Blogfood in the vicinity of any of these chumps, he's give them a good thump.

SPACE-PORN OF THE DAY:

THE EYES HAVE IT: Jeepers creepers, it's a colorful day on Blogfood. Nature being scary, people being stupid, crafty-crafters, great news for fans of ALIEN, how a ninety-nine cent app can save a life, lighting strikes, shenanigans in the smart-phone war, and loads more. Dive in!

I SHALL CALL THIS PUSS EDGAR:

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THIS IS OBNOXIOUS: What a dick.

LOST IN THE WOODS AT NIGHT? There's an app for that. (Mr. Blogfood is a fan of this very app by the way.)

LOOKING FOR LIGHTNING? This place here gets 40,000 strikes a night. That is not a typo.

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM:

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SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME: Here's your cup Mister (insert your congress person's name here).

DON'T BE LIKE THIS GUY: You might say that this is the penultimate example of someone not to be like. He obviously wasn't using his head.

SPEAKING OF KNUCKLEHEADS: That's quite the name you've got their dude.

DAMN NATURE - YOU SO SCARY:

SPEAKING OF SHARKS: They're going all Prius on us.

SAVE THE INTERNET: Let those who support destroying the internet as we know it understand how you feel: Robocall those bastards! 

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE: Or in this case, Germany and the immediate surroundings. Looks like the British tabloids have found their OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING item of the day.

I SHALL CALL THIS PUSS BOWIE:

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BEATING THE LITTLE PEOPLE: It's not what you think. Unless you're familiar with obscure customs in Hong Kong. Then it totally is what you think.

EYE CANDY: Want to see National Geographic's photographs of the year? Sure you do.

DAMN NATURE - YOU SO SCARY PART 2: Meet the ball cutter fish. It's exactly as bad as you fear. Good grief.

I. CAN'T. WAIT! 

OOOPS: How did that penis get in there?

UH...NO THANKS.

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THE COMPETITION: Microsoft resorts to bribing phone store employees to sell their crummy phones.

CROCHETDERMY:

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